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A Viking Funeral? Doubtful.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

The ship burial of the Viking ruler Igor the Old in Kievan Rus by Heinrich Semiradzki (1845-1902).

The ship burial of the Viking ruler Igor the Old in Kievan Rus by Heinrich Semiradzki (1845-1902).

Jeff Conaway wants a Viking funeral, but — if you read the story linked here closely — you may learn that Conaway has some personal issues and he may not be touching reality on a regular basis. Funeral directors and the Environmental Protection Agency tremble at the thought of a Viking funeral, and the possibility that a funeral with a flaming boat is possible is highly unlikely. Why? Simply because of logistics and the law.

Most people, when they envision a Viking funeral, think of a hero lying in a boat, pushed out to sea, and the boat set aflame by a well-marked arrow. Within minutes, the boat and the body are burned to ash, symbolizing the Phoenix, where the hero’s spirit rises above the flames to live eternally.

First, this vision is scientifically impossible, as it would take more than a few minutes and a flame hotter than that caused by a quickly burning boat to disintegrate a body. Even in a normal crematory process, temperatures of 760° to 1150°C (1400° to 2100°F) are required for one to two hours to cremate a ‘normal’ body. Larger bodies take longer. the most damage that a few minutes on a burning boat could do is burn the flesh away, revealing bones and muscle tissue.

Further, it has become more difficult and expensive to conduct an ocean funeral — even one that does not include a flaming boat. Most requirements for a full-body burial at sea (not scattering ashes) include a shroud or biodegradable coffin, no embalming — which means the body must be buried at sea as soon as possible — and a toe tag in case the body accidentally washes up on shore one day in the near future. If a biodegradable coffin is used, it usually must be drilled with holes to allow water in and must be weighted with about four-hundredweight of iron chain or concrete to try to keep the coffin from floating in to shore somewhere.

Additionally, some religions do not favor a burial at sea, including the Catholic Church. Burial at sea in a casket or in an urn is approved for cases where the deceased expired in the sea, however, and the committal prayer number 406§4 is used in this case:

Lord God,
by the power of your Word
you stilled the chaos of the primeval seas,
you made the raging waters of the Flood subside,
and calmed the storm on the sea of Galilee.
As we commit the body (earthly remains)

of our brother (sister) N. to the deep,
grant him/her peace and tranquility
until that day when he/she

and all who believe in you
will be raised to the glory of new life
promised in the waters of baptism.

We ask this through Christ our Lord.
R. Amen.

Other religions might feel somewhat lenient about burials at sea, with consultation before the fact. The Anglican Communion, however, has detailed procedures for burial at sea, because many Anglican and other religious chaplains of the Royal Navy buried cremated remains of ex-Naval personnel at sea. The ship has to be stopped, and the body has to be sewn in sailcloth, together with two cannon balls for weight. Many Lutheran naval veterans and seamen also prefer to be buried at sea. In those cases either the casket or urn is set to sea, or ashes scattered. The procedure is similar as that with Anglican. Some parishes have specific consecrated sea areas, where ashes can be sprinkled.

California, with its long coastline, is the only U.S. State that does not permit full body burials at sea. The Environmental Protection Agency does carry regulations for full body burials at sea in the United States. Some of those requirements include a distance of at least three nautical miles from land and in water at least 600 feet deep. Certain areas, including east central Florida, the Dry Tortugas, Florida and west of Pensacola, Florida to the Mississippi River Delta, require water at least 1800 feet deep. Refer to the Code of Federal Regulations at 40 CFR 229.1 (PDF) for further details. Additionally, “all necessary measures shall be taken to ensure that the remains sink to the bottom rapidly and permanently.”

If you plan to dispose of a body illegally, read the information at Wikipedia about illegal disposal of bodies in water. According to that article, disposal in large lakes or oceans is more likely to hide the body, but a decomposing body can develop a strong positive buoyancy due to the decomposing gases being trapped underneath the skin. This may bring the body up to the surface, or at least increase the movement across the ocean floor due to wave actions. Many bodies have washed up at the shore (think about the caskets washed up on the Mississippi shore from New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina). Bodies have also been discovered in the nets or lines of fishermen, and occasionally, bodies are also discovered by divers.

Additionally, very cold water with little oxygen may preserve bodies, considering Margaret Hogg, the Wasdale Lady in the Lake in Wast Water lake in the Wasdale area. She was found after 8 years, with her body preserved like wax.

Viking funeral? Maybe symbolically, but the reality of sending a full body out to sea and setting it on fire to dispose of the body is somewhat mythical and impractical, most likely illegal and a tad bit egoistic.

New England Burials at Sea LLC Expands Fleet & Territory

Monday, January 18th, 2010

lighthouse

New England Burials At Sea (NEBAS), now the northeast’s largest burial at sea provider, is expanding its charter fleet by now offering larger vessels that can accommodate up to 400 people with affordable, individualized and personal memorial ash scattering and full body sea burials from Boothbay Maine to the Mid Atlantic area (the Carolinas) and to the west coast of the USA through approved affiliates. They are recommended and fully insured.

NBAS now offers attended or unattended year round memorial cruises for traditional ash scatterings or complete full body casket free eco friendly sea burials, both per strict U.S. Coast Guard and EPA regulations, presided over by a USCG licensed vessel captain (and a licensed funeral director for full body committals). Serving all faiths with personalized services.

NEBAS recently introduced the industry’s first patent pending Atlantic Sea Burial Shroud® for full body sea burials. The soft-sided shroud is hand stitched in New England and designed as an ocean friendly burial alternative that is more cost effective than the price of a full wood or metal casket. It is suitable for pre voyage funeral home viewings and comes in a variety of earth tone colors with custom monogramming available. The shroud is made from natural materials and is designed to degrade in a few short months offering a true “eco-friendly” sea burial.

Captain Brad White recently announced, “Our business has grown quickly as we are now recommended by many funeral homes and crematories for cost efficient sea burial services in a professional and dignified manner within 48 hours of families request.”

Available options are ocean friendly flowers arrangements including hand woven sea wreaths & urns. Digital and video photography of the service is available for online photo shows and full documentation of the event. White recently announced that live event simulcasting can also be broadcast worldwide to friends and family members that may not be able to attend but who can easily log online to witness in real time. (Available in 2010). Special requests are also welcome.

For ash scatterings, the vessel voyages three nautical miles to sea and scatters ashes with a customized family sea tribute service. At the close of the service, loved ones receive a commemorative distinguished parchment burial certificate indicating the date, time, depth and exact latitude and longitude of the ceremony so that area can be visited at a later date. Also included is an aerial ocean photo view of the location and a Sea Bottle™ filled with the specific area’s water, sand and indigenous sea shells that are wax capped sealed and hanked with sailor’s marlin wrap as a keepsake of the event.

Typical vessels range in size from 30′ to 65′ feet for up to 50 passengers and up to 100′-125′ for up to 400 passengers. Departure Port locations vary from Maine to South Carolina. All vessels are equipped with state-of-the-art electronics and all required safety gear.

Burial at Sea Services offered

  • Private ash scattering cruises with family
  • Unattended ash scattering –Captain’s service
  • Full Body Ocean Burials –With family
  • Ceremonies for Pets’ Ashes
  • Memorial Cruises to the same coordinates on future anniversaries also available

Sea tribute services may be attended or unattended and can also be viewed from the shore. Prices vary by market but typically start at $495 (unattended) to $895.00 (attended by party of six) to up to $2,500 for larger families up to 35. Voyages for 35- 400 are very reasonable. Ash scattering services are also available for beloved pets for $95 (unattended) to $395 (attended).

The company is building a network of approved and qualified sea burial certified captains ™ on the east coast of the USA with affiliates recently established on the West Coast.

Sea Burials are affordable dignified alternatives to traditional burials. NEBAS ensures a loved one a final resting place at sea, while relieving family of significant financial burdens in their time of distress. Requests can usually be accommodated within 24-48 hours of the first call, depending upon location, weather conditions and season.

Learn more about New England Burials at Sea from their Web site.

From Cradle to Grave: WalMart’s Caskets

Monday, November 2nd, 2009
Walmart Caskets

Walmart Caskets

Walmart always had an eye for growth. Before Walmart opened in 1962, Sam Walton traveled the country to learn everything he could learn about discount retailing. Within a decade, Walton had fifteen Walmart stores and the chain went public, offering stock for the first time on the New York Stock Exchange in 1972.

That capital infusion allowed Walton to grow to 276 stores in eleven states by 1980. In 1983, the first Sam’s Club members-only warehouse opened and in 1988, the first Walmart Supercenter opened. By 1989, customers could shop at over 1,402 Walmart stores and 123 Sam’s Club locations. Sales increased from $1 billion in 1980 to $26 billion by 1989.

Today, with over 8,000 stores and club location in fourteen markets that server more than 176 million customers per year, Walmart has grown to represent the lives of many baby boomers as well as X and Y generations. When a customer walks into a WalMart store today, he or she can purchase any item for any of life’s needs and desires from diapers to caskets.

Caskets?

Yes, caskets. Walmart has created a beta site that currently offers a range of a little over a dozen casket styles and prices. You can choose from among the Regal Wide Body Steel Casket that is four inches wider than standard-sized caskets for about $1,200. You can choose the Lady de Guadalupe Steel Casket for just $895. Or, you can go all out for the Sienna Bronze Casket with hand-crafted brushed-finished highlights and hand-sewn velvet interior. This is the highest-priced casket at the moment, going for $2,899.00.

For opponents who contest Walmart’s sources for merchandise, those advocates for ‘made in the U.S.A’ materials can rest easy. All Walmart caskets currently are made and assembled in America. And, while caskets are not carried in stores, the shipping costs are reasonable. You can ship the casket straight to the funeral home if needed immediately, or store it in the attic as an hedge against future inflation.

In his autobiography, Walton wrote, “…if you think about it from the point of view of the customer, you want everything: a wide assortment of quality merchandise; the lowest possible prices; guaranteed satisfaction; friendly, knowledgeable service; convenient hours; and a pleasant shopping experience.”

Now, a Walmart customer can experience it all, from diapers to wedding rings to more diapers and, finally, caskets. A true birth-to-death experience, all under one roof.

Top Ten Alternative Funeral Songs in the U.K.

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

This past January, the Telegraph reported on alternative funeral songs, listing ten top choices among 764 people questioned for the survey in the U.K. The video above won the top spot on that list, a cheery tune from Monty Python entitled, “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.”

The tune is from the Life of Brian film, and it beat out competition from The Jam’s “Going Underground” and The Animals’ “We Gotta Get Out of This Place.” According to the Telegraph:

The survey, commissioned by the Children’s Society, also found that nine out of ten people found talking about funeral arrangements more difficult than talking about sex…A spokesman for the society said it appeared people were turning away from “serious” funeral tunes such as Robbie Williams’ Angels in an effort to make the experience a more uplifting one.

Lorraine Groves from the Children’s Society said: “Funerals have changed a lot in the past few years – more people are planning ahead to make their funerals personal and reflective of themselves.

“We know many people prefer a simple affair and would rather their mourners give donations in memory rather than lots of flowers, along with a little lighthearted twist during the proceedings like an alternative song.”

Here is the list, with links to videos at YouTube in case you’re so old you’ve forgotten the lyrics (let alone the most excellent outfits and makeup provided by artists such as Dr. and the Medics…):

  1. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life – Eric Idle / Monty Python (above)
  2. Cabaret – Liza Minnelli
  3. Wish Me Luck As You Wave Me Goodbye – Gracie Fields
  4. My Way – Sid Vicious
  5. They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa – Napoleon
  6. Fame! I Want To Live Forever – The cast of Fame (not the original in this video, but you can get the idea)
  7. We’ve Gotta Get Out Of This Place – The Animals
  8. Going Underground – The Jam
  9. Spirit In The Sky – Dr and The Medics
  10. Enjoy Yourself, It’s Later Than You Think – The Specials (this one performed by The Busters)

What is Alkaline Hydrolysis, or Resomation?

Monday, October 12th, 2009
Sandy Sullivan, Founder-Managing Director of Resomation Ltd.

Sandy Sullivan, Founder-Managing Director of Resomation Ltd.

Do you follow crime scene television shows, or are you a fan of the Mob? If so, then you may know about a procedure that dissolves bodies with lye. But, you may not realize that this process is making a main-stream splash (no pun intended) as a means of ‘green burial.’

Alkaline hydrolysis, also known as resomation in the funeral industry, actually is a natural process that occurs in bodies buried in shallow pits within neutral or alkaline soil. But, this method is a very slow process aided by soil bacteria. Alkaline hydrolysis also occurs in your body when food is digested with the benefit of gut enzymes. Any sports or exercise fiend can tell you that this digestion produces a small amount of heat to help digest the food. This process, also, helps to burn calories and helps to maintain a healthy metabolism when small amounts of food are eaten over a period of time.

Now that you know why the green movement provides a nod of approval to resomation, as the process seems natural. The real process, which speeds up the natural process, is described scientifically by ALN Magazine:

Alkaline hydrolysis is a simple, natural process by which complex molecules are broken down into their constituent building blocks by the insertion of ions of water (H2O), H+, and OH- between the atoms of the bonds that held those building bocks together. The process occurs in nature when animal tissues and carcasses are buried in soil of neutral or alkaline pH. In this case, alkaline hydrolysis is aided by the digestive processes of soil organisms. Alkaline hydrolysis also occurs in our small intestines after we eat; the complex molecules of proteins, fats, and nucleic acids are hydrolyzed with the aid of digestive enzymes that function most efficiently at a slightly alkaline pH (~pH8.0 to 8.5). Historically, alkaline hydrolysis has been used to study the chemical structure of biological molecules, to prepare skeletal remains for study, and make soaps from animal fats by cooking the fat with lye to release the fatty acids, then cooling the mixture to precipitate the fatty acids as their sodium salts.

Alkaline hydrolysis as an improved alternative to incineration for disposing of waste biologic tissues and animal carcasses is based on the same chemical reaction, with strong alkali and heat used to speed the process.

According to Estate Planning Bits, the resomation process goes like this:

The process, called alkaline hydrolysis, uses lye, 300-degree heat and 60 pounds of pressure per square inch from big stainless-steel cylinders similar to pressure cookers. Lye is a caustic, alkaline chemical, which means that it dissolves sticky substances like fat, and has a high degree of reactivity with other materials…Alkaline hydrolysis leaves a dry bone residue that is quite similar in appearance and volume to cremated remains. This residue can be returned to the family in an urn or buried in a cemetery.

The process also produces a sterile liquid that can be tossed down the drain, much the same as current funeral practices where bodily fluids and embalming liquids are washed down the drain (although many do not approve of this latter practice). However, unlike cremation, this process emits no toxic gases into the air.

While the resomation process has already gained popularity in Europe, funeral homes in the United States have been slow to adopt the technology. Some balk at the $400,000 price tag for a resomator, some doubt whether it is truly eco-friendly and still others who are interested in offering resomation are trying to get the process legally approved.

In the meantime, Resomation Ltd has made a name for itself as a company that handles this type of burial in the UK. In the U.S., the process is currently legal in Minnesota (see information about Mayo Clinic resomation practices), and was legal in New Hampshire until a recent 1 year moratorium was imposed on the legislation to allow the technology claims to be studied and validated before public use.

If you have questions about resomation, you can contact the Mayo Clinic (contact information in the above link) or Reformation, Ltd. to learn more.

You Can Celebrate Your Life at Bcelebrated.com

Monday, October 5th, 2009
Bcelebrated.com

Bcelebrated.com

Although some people don’t like to think about death, a chronic condition or some near-death experience often alters those views. Brushing up against the grim reaper often motivates people to look at the brighter side of life and to think about how their deaths might affect others. Often, such a profound experience forces some individuals to develop a deeper sense of introspection.

Such was the case with Barbara Houston, who stated, “one of the greatest gifts of my life was getting Cancer…It didn’t change who I am. It just helped me discover other sides of myself. I also discovered more about the people around me. For the first time I can remember I was the one in need. I had to rely on others. I had to not only accept help, but at times I had to reach out and ask for it directly. That has been a real challenge for me. It’s taken courage to do it.”

Barbara left that journal entry online at Bcelebrated. com, a site where anyone can document their life as they live it, knowing their words and images will automatically be shared with friends, family and community when they pass away. Members can journal their life by adding stories, visuals and music to an autobiographical memorial website. Members’ contacts are automatically notified by email and invited to visit the member’s site. Friends and family have the opportunity to read his or her life story, share comments, donate to a charity selected by the member, and visit a private page that was created especially for them.

The ability to document this information is not free. Currently, the cost is a few pennies under $100 for a lifetime membership. The site also offers a 30-day free trial and a $19.95 annual membership.

But, the cost may be small for those who are not familiar with building Web sites and who often are provided the task of documenting a loved one’s life after that loved one has died. You may pay someone more than $100 to pull information together for you, such as a funeral home. Why not do this work yourself and enjoy the process while you’re at it? Geoffrey Dunn stated his fascination with Bcelebrated this past month when he wrote:

Since I’m a writer and archivist, I was placed in charge of getting all of their [loved ones] remembrances together, of selecting photos for their memorials and death notices, selecting music for their services, counseling the family about interment options and other matters related to these deaths.

It was a daunting task. I always wondered what photos these deceased friends and family members would have wanted selected, what music, what parts of their lives they would have wanted shared. In one instance a 93-year-old friend handed me a note in the hospital and asked me to complete a final task for him. I could not read his handwriting. I was blessed to be asked, but burdened by the possibilities and uncertainties.

Then, this past summer I discovered a remarkable new web site called BCelebrated. I realized immediately this site was the perfect cyber-age tool to eliminate much of the trauma and challenges that I had personally faced, both directly and as a support person, in recent years.

Debra Joy, CEO of Bcelebrated, stated, “When death comes – and it does for us all, the process of contacting everyone who knows you and presenting your life in the form of obituaries and public memorials will be left to others…unless you do it yourself. Bcelebrated allows you to define your own legacy, and will save your loved ones from the grief of coping with the small details of your life that, perhaps, only you would know.”

Bcelebrated allows users to design a template, biography, photo gallery, private pages for such items as notes to loved ones or an obituary that you want published and contacts. But, you are not finished until you add “activators,” which allow Bcelebrated to automatically send emails to your contacts when they receive notification of your death. Bcelebrated also provides loved ones with phone numbers for those who do not have email.

When your contacts are notified, they can log into Bcelebrated.com to read your last wishes and to post memorial information. They cannot gain access to your site to make changes, so you can rest assured knowing that your information is yours – not written by someone who may want to alter your life as you knew it.

You also can rest assured that Deathcare.com did not receive compensation for touting this site to our readers. We just think – for the price – that this is one way to help our readers take responsibility for end-of-life celebrations and decisions. Who knows you better than you, after all?

DeathCare Workers Talk about What Happens After Death

Sunday, October 4th, 2009
What happens when you die

What happens when you die

Have you ever wondered what happens to your body after death, especially if you have not planned your funeral? The Guardian ran an article in the U.K. in 2008 entitled, “What Really Happens When You Die,” and this article provides death care workers’ perspectives on their jobs and what those jobs entail. The entire article is worth reading, but a few points from that article are listed below. Remember that these interviews were conducted in the U.K., where some practices carry small differences between those in the U.S.

The General Practitioner

The good doctor talks about how people die in the U.K. Mostly it is in a bed, but many people die from massive heart attacks and lung clots on the toilet, because those fatal occurrences also include the feeling that the person wants to defecate. Special occasions, such as birthdays and holidays also provide higher death rates. This doctor feels that people want to hang on for these occasions, whereas in the state, many people feel that holidays provide too much stress for some people. He also states:

When a death is expected, the ideal place for it is at home, in a familiar environment, surrounded by family. But that is becoming a rarer event. What is becoming more common is people being rushed into hospital for what I believe is a more undignified and worse death, in an anonymous room with nurses who are busy. In my view that is a failure of health professionals, because we should be preparing the families of terminally ill people for death, showing them that it doesn’t have to be frightening and that they can do it at home. Palliative care is all about making death comfortable – you do not need to die in pain, you can die in a dignified manner. People worry that having a death at home will be horrible and traumatic for the family, but a good death is like a good birth – it is a beautiful event, not at all undignified.

The Pathologist

We covered most of the information found in this interview in our coverage of autopsies (see also: Autopsy: The External Examination). However, the pathologist also talks about causes of death:

Most people who come to me for a postmortem examination will have died from heart disease. In the elderly, strokes and pneumonia are also very common. The young are more likely to die from accidents, suicide or particular types of tumors one gets in youth. If a young person dies, the likelihood of them having a postmortem is high because their death is much more likely to be unexpected. Many older people who die won’t have a postmortem because they are likely to have had a known illness that has led to their death.

The Funeral Director

This interview is interesting, as the funeral director talks about various death and funeral practices. Since he works in East London, where cultural diversity is strong, he also talks about sending bodies back home and how this return is safeguarded by embalming:

A lot of my work is arranging for bodies to go back to their home abroad. About a fifth of our work is repatriation now because of the cultural diversity of the area we are based in – east London. This requires tropical embalming because the body may be kept for longer. Tropical embalming takes longer and uses stronger chemicals. Ghanaian funerals, for example, can be anything from two months to two years after death. We’ve had bodies here for three or four months before they’ve been flown home to Africa for the funeral.

The Embalmer

This interview is interesting, as this embalmer also dresses bodies for funerals. So, talk about how to make the person look ‘natural’ is included. A few myths also are debunked here, such as the myth that your nails keep growing after you are dead – what actually happens is that your skin retracts, so they appear longer. What is shocking is the percentage of bodies that are embalmed. According to this interview:

Of the bodies that come to the funeral homes I work in, around 90 percent will be embalmed. The ones that don’t will be where the family have refused or the funeral is taking place very quickly…If a body is going abroad, the strength and amount of fluid used is increased, to ensure preservation and sanitation for a longer period.

The Crematorium Technician

This is, perhaps, the most interesting interview, as this crematorium technician talks about how this industry is regulated in the U.K.:

The cremation chamber is fuelled by gas and has to be heated to at least 750C before we can load, or “charge”, the coffin. We have to adhere to strict guidelines and everything is logged automatically on the computer – time, date, duration, emissions, smoke levels, carbon monoxide, oxygen levels and the temperature in the different parts of the cremator. The computer prints out a report and every few months these are sent to environmental health.

This person also presents a problem with ‘natural’ burial containers:

People think wicker and cardboard coffins are saving the planet, but they burn very quickly instead of creating a slow, even heat like wood. That means you need more heat to cremate the body, so use more gas. It’s also more hazardous for us, because they catch alight so quickly and harder on us because we can sometimes see the body through the wicker.

The Cemetery Operations Manager

U.S. burial practices are far different than those in the U.K., because the U.S. offers more space (currently) for cemeteries. Therefore, more people can be buried in one plot in the U.K.:

If a person buys a grave plot, they have a choice of that grave being used for anything between one and five people. For a single grave, the law requires that the coffin be buried under at least 3ft of earth, unless the ground conditions are suitable and then the shallowest a coffin can be buried is beneath 2ft 6in of soil. The ideal is light, dry soil, not wet, heavy clay. With a grave for five people, the first person would be buried at 11ft and the next coffin would go in at 9ft 6in and so on. You have to have at least six inches between each coffin in a multiple grave.

Note the distances between the coffins above and then hear what this person says below about shallow graves. In the U.S., more stories are appearing where graves are being dug too shallow to skimp on burial costs, and these shallow graves can cause problems. Also note the time it takes for a skeleton to decompose – this is a generalization based upon a body in a coffin in ideal conditions. Some bodies take longer to deteriorate (even with embalming), and in some conditions, bodies take much less time to decompose:

If a body were buried illegally in a shallow grave less than 2ft deep, the decomposition rate is only 18 months to three years. That’s banking on disturbance by small mammals and insects. Whereas, with a proper burial, with the coffin deep in the ground, the decomposition rate is much slower. The ground conditions affect the decomposition rate. If the coffin is sealed in a very wet, heavy clay ground, the body tends to last longer because the air is not getting to the deceased. If the ground is light, dry soil, decomposition is quicker. Generally speaking, a body takes 10 or 15 years to decompose to a skeleton.

The Resomation Technician

You may not be familiar with the term, resomation, or the work it entails, but it has come about thanks to interest in an alternative to cremations. During resomation, the coffin is placed in a special chamber and, instead of fire, a water- and alkali-based method is used to advance the natural process of decomposition. According to this technician:

At the moment there are only a few resomation chambers in operation in the world, all of them in the US – ours is at Mayo Clinic, Rochester, Minnesota – but there has been interest from several UK councils and cemeteries about installing them. It does offer people a greener option…It [the process] breaks down the body and neutralizes everything, including the chemicals used to preserve the body, such as formaldehyde.

And, if you ever wondered what you were made of, this technician will tell you:

…nitrogen, phosphate, proteins, amino acids, salts and sugars. It’s [the remains] got a greenish-brown tint and it flows just like water.

Uber-Geek Funeral Ideas

Friday, October 2nd, 2009
TARDIS

TARDIS

Are you a geek? If so, you probably read Slashdot and you learned about the guy who went through the effort to put his brother’s cremains into a SPARCstation. Here is his post:

“I’ve not seen this topic covered here before even though it’s one that will concern us all at some time: what to do with our corporeal remains after we’ve left for that great data bank in the sky. For my recently departed brother (long illness, don’t smoke!), I thought this nice SPARCstation would be a cool place to spend eternity. Yes, he’s really in there (after cremation). I kept the floppy drive cover but for space reasons removed the floppy drive, hard drive, and most of the power supply. I left behind the motherboard and power switch and plugs to keep all openings covered. The case worked quite well at his memorial party. His friends and family were able to leave their final good-byes on post-notes. Anyone who wanted to keep their words private could just slip their note into the case through the floppy slot. All notes will be sealed in plastic and placed within the case. There has been one complication. His daughters like the look of it so much they aren’t now sure if they want to bury him. One more thing: the words on the plaque really do capture one of the last things he ever said. Of course as kids we watched the show in its first run.”

Of course, if you read Slashdot, you also need to read any comments made after a story. The comments often hold the real meat of any story in that Web site. In this case, we discovered at least three more stories within the comments – but instead of dragging this story out, we’ll just add some links to help you learn more about some uber-geek funeral ideas.

  • We learned that the “cocoon” is a favorite coffin for some readers, and that design can be found at UONO Coffins.
  • We also witnessed a debate about Cryonics, or the attempt to preserve and protect a body once a person has died in hopes that freezing a body one day will become reversible. Once company mentioned in the comments was Alcor.
  • As a Star Trek fan, how could you pass up an urn or casket designed specifically for Star Trek fans? Eternal Image holds these items at their Web site.
  • If you wonder what a TARDIS is, just read about this object at Wikipedia. For a short description, the TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) is a time machine and spacecraft in the British science fiction television program, Doctor Who. An image of the TARDIS is shown above.  According to one comment, a Doctor Who fan in the UK was buried in a coffin that resembled a TARDIS.

Finally, we had to include this comment, as it fairly wraps up some geeky thoughts about designing your own geek funeral: “My father actually has it written that he wants bagpipe music and Admiral Kirk’s speech about Spock from Wrath Of Khan at his funeral.”

Too Poor to Die? Some Solutions for a Funeral

Thursday, October 1st, 2009
The city morgue.

The city morgue.

CNN Money today ran a report on a Detroit morgue where bodies were beginning to pile up from various results of the recession. Without jobs, people cannot afford a cremation, let alone the cost of a traditional burial. So, they leave the bodies at the city morgue, where – eventually – funds derived from various sources (including from other taxpayers) will allow the city to dispose of the human remains. The answer to these neglected remains usually means a burial in a potter’s field or cremation.

But, lack of funds is not the only reason for accumulation of cast-off bodies in larger cities. Higher crime rates, suicides and other deaths that occur as the result of lost jobs and poor outlooks to the future also add to the human cost. Detroit isn’t alone in this battle. Other large cities and regions of the country are hurting.

Representative Tom Perriello from Southside Virginia, for instance, is fighting the withholding of unemployment fund extensions in states with unemployment rates under 8.5 percent, as a statewide survey doesn’t jive with what has happened regionally during this economic downturn. While Virginia’s unemployment rate is low at 6.5 percent, there are regions in his district where unemployment ranges from 15.3 percent to 22.1 percent.

In other words, large cities and even larger regions of the country are struggling to make ends meet. When the death of a loved one occurs, that problem looms even larger for surviving family members and for local mortuaries. According to the Detroit story, one couple – the Vickers – had to leave a beloved aunt behind until they found a resolution to their problem:

The state, however, does have some funds available to assist with burial costs. For fiscal year 2009, Michigan allocated $4.9 million for assistance, and of that, approximately $135,500 remains. Those in need of assistance can find grant applications at Michigan Department of Human Services offices, most funeral homes, and at Michigan.gov/dhs.

The Vickers did not know about the funds until CNNMoney notified them. But, fortunately, they were eventually able to scrape together the $695 and will be able to cremate their aunt with help from Social Security, social services and their aunt’s church.

The way Darrell [Vickers] sees it, the stimulus package should have helped people in situations like this, rather than to “spark the economy and sell cars. We can’t take care of our own when it comes to laying them to rest and letting them rest in peace.”

Outside of possible state funds in your area, Social Security, social services and your local church, you can opt for planning now for your funeral and using the only free option available to dispose of earthly remains – a full body donation. But, even this option is available only if you fit certain criteria (not obese, for instance) or if you make plans beforehand to choose which company or organization you’d like to use for the donation and take the time to understand their limitations and guidelines.

A full-body donation to science does not cost anything, and often the cremation is included in the services. Some companies may even offer to provide funds for a memorial service, although they cannot pay to take your body. Some institutions may not transport your body across state lines, however, so if you die in a state other than your resident state, your loved ones may need to pay for transporting your body. And, if your religious beliefs deter you from choosing this option, you cannot take advantage of the least expensive funeral option on the market today.

But, you can still plan ahead. Seek out funds available through your state or region. Talk with a funeral director to determine other options as well. If nothing else is available, then you know – at the very least – that the taxpayers will pay for your funeral if you don’t mind staying on ice for a while at your local morgue. Of course, as the deceased, you’ll never know this is your fate. But, your loved ones may suffer as a result.

Grief and Funeral Music is Available Online

Monday, September 14th, 2009
Traditional hymns are appropriate for funerals, as well as new music that reflects the life of the deceased.

Traditional hymns are appropriate for funerals, as well as new music that reflects the life of the deceased.

Are you stumped for music for a somber occasion such as a funeral or viewing? No matter whether this music is for you or for a loved one, the choices are expanding to meet the demand for a market seeking alternatives to traditional suggestions. The following list is provided for your convenience, with an overview of what each source offers.

  • Channel Productions: Located in Idaho, this company is an independent record label that has been in business for over twenty years. You’ll discover piano music, classical guitar and more in songs that reflect folk, hymns, a broad classical repertoire and a bit of jazz.
  • Comfort Music: This company prides itself in being the “leading provider of innovative musical concepts for the funeral service profession.” Their history of the funeral music industry is interesting reading. Their catalogs are available for the general public to browse and includes categories for religious, contemporary, easy listening, ethnic, classical and patriotic and military music among other choices.
  • Griefsong: Paul Alexander is a singer, songwriter, psychotherapist, author, actor and performing artist who has shared his music and message of hope throughout the United States and Canada. For over ten years Paul’s bereavement work was in a hospice for terminally ill children journeying with the children and their families through the dying and the grief process. You now can gain access to Paul’s music through this site.
  • The Memorial Music Library: If you want to mix your own blend of music, you can do so here, where over 95 percent of the songs in this library are available at iTunes for about $.99 each. Some songs on this site are free to download directly from the site.

One way to choose music for a loved one is to think about that person’s life and to choose music that person liked. Even if other visitors to the viewing or funeral may not understand your choices, you have created a topic of conversation that can help others learn more about the deceased. Listen closely to the lyrics, however, so you don’t choose an inappropriate song for a funeral.